One-Upmanship

WARNING: Send this card with care. As someone who has quite a dark sense of humour, I felt including cards on this site with slightly more on-the-edge humour would work for some people. I would only make a card that I would be prepared to receive. But you should be careful. People's mental health can fluctuate rapidly throughout the period of treatment. Don't assume they are feeling the same as the last time you saw them. Their feelings will depend on their cancer staging, prognosis, what's happening in their life, and even just in the last 30 minutes. I suggest that if you choose to send this card, you make sure the sentiment you write inside is clear that it's sent from a place of love and support. That will contrast with the message on the front and let them know that you are being funny because you care, not because you are ignorant of their feelings. If in doubt, I'd go with a different design.  

For Bob. You are missed every day. And I know you'd have loved this card, you twisted individual you.